My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
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This is so backed.JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
Fuck yes.
Yes^^^^
Yes. So much love for JC Penneys right now.
I think before you decide you have a crush on me/want to date me, you need to go to an optometrist and get your eyes checked, if you pass that, then you need to go get your head evaluated.
Once I get both test results I’ll need you to sign a contract where you agree you know exactly what you’re getting into, because I am really lame and you will regret this.
The only thing worse than crocs are these
LIES and eat my butt, these are amazing if you have knee and back problems. Worse than crocs? Not a chance. At least with this it doesn’t look like you have brightly colored, plastic swiss cheese for feet. Instead, you have cool, rubbery, robot frog feet.
(Source: teapayne)
So I’m pissed off as all fuck right now. Have been for a while.
Rooted out one reason.
My little sister has the typical acne-splotching that comes with puberty. She voiced insecurities about it.
So she was placed on a hormone suppression thing that completely ceased her body’s production of testosterone.
And I’m just sitting here, baffled, being told that I can’t make arbitrary decisions about my life and the ~balance of my body~.
Okay. So I’m a trans* person who legitimately needs testosterone ASAP, and this is something that has been true for years and years, but I’m considered too young to act on any of that, and god forbid I take control of my own life…
And then my thirteen year old sister is insecure about acne splotching, so she gets put on medication that completely blocks out T.
What the ever loving fuck is this bullshit. I am so fucking pissed right now that I want to slam my fist through the fucking wall.
I’m so tired of being stuck in limbo because other people can’t get over themselves, and are holding the fact that I’ll be homeless over my head if I go through with this.
The fact that cis people are allowed to trivially obtain many of the exact same medical treatments that trans people are denied access to really illustrates just how fundamentally unjust the gatekeeping system is.
Update:
Some good news for once! My dad got back some test results recently that indicated his cancer cell count was down. He’s still scheduled for 3 more sessions of chemo. After that, there’s a possibility they’re going to just lance out the rest through surgery. They said it wasn’t quite in remission, so my dad isn’t really out of the woods yet.
The insurance company still hasn’t gotten back to us. We’re still waiting on their response from the paperwork we sent them. The hospital has been helpful and understanding; however, the bills are still piling on and they’re getting scarier with each passing week. We’re getting bills and reminders almost bi-weekly at this point.
As I mentioned, I got some luck with a job interview. I think I did well. I think I might get the job. Here’s hoping, I mean… The bad part about this is the waiting process. They told me they could take up to 2 weeks, which means I still can’t help my parents with bills.
It’s gotten harder especially this month since my grandmother had to go to the hospital for a few days after she fell ill. She’s out now, but the bills for her hospital stay are going to the fall on the shoulders of my grandfather and my parents.
So, as you can imagine money is an issue once again. I really hate asking again, but I need help from you all. If you click the link above, you can donate to help my family. Every amount counts, really. I understand things are tough for all of us right now, so I understand if you can’t help, but if you could signal boost for me, I would greatly appreciate it.
Thanks.
signal boost
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what if medusa were hot
what if medusa only turned dudes into stone and there was a big ol’ lady loophole in her stone-turning powers
so maybe the two of you could just hang out in her apartment while her hair slithers endlessly over itself and doesn’t smell like a gross nasty old snake cage but like, she uses conditioner and everything, it’s all good, and sometimes when you put your head on her boobs while you read your book her hair will curl around your face and shoulders and all those bright happy little snake eyes will check out what you’re reading and she’ll just be doing her nails or something idk
what if man
what if it was only people who thought medusa was ugly who were turned into stone, i mean what if it was not the girl but your own horror at her ~unnaturalness that destroyed you
what if you looked at her and her strange face and her furious eyes and her screaming hair and you were unafraid
what if you looked at the monster and you loved her
could you live with her in her cave
could you kiss her hard angry mouth while her hair nuzzled your earlobes
maybe
I really want to read this now.
Or maybe write it.
- Diane Tran, 17, thrown in jail for one night because of repeated absences from school
- Honours student has been working two jobs to keep family afloat since parents’ divorce
- Has been taking advanced placement and college courses in addition to jobs and missed school due to exhaustion
- Spent the night in jail for truancy
Petition for the decision to be overturned hereSaw this on the news last night. She was also fined $100, despite the fact that she’s clearly already struggling.
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.
The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.
THE CDC PREPARED US FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
WE DIDN’T LISTEN.
WE LAUGHED.
WE DIDN’T LISTEN.
if you ever think your fandom gets too attached to fictional characters, just remember the torchwood fandom made a memorial to a fictional character
About me
Em·i·ly [em-uh-lee] noun. A eccentric entity with a considerable quantity of passions and pursuits. Examine her engagements: environmental advocate; inquisitive student; equal rights supporter; political critic; outdoor explorer and enthusiast; avid gamer; and above all, lifelong adventurer with an insatiable thirst for new experiences, knowledge, and excitement. Such preoccupations are primarily private. An Emily is a exile from the Tyrant Species, having departed the position of irrelevant and unwelcome fragment. It makes its lair in a quiet cove, a refuge for ravens and dragons, an aviary of dark angels. Oh, its beloved backwater - a secretive sweet withheld from the eyes of scornful beings. Do you dare to investigate? Or, more applicably, do you even care to?
